Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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