yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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