hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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