YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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