You really coming over, don't trick.
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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