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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.

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• (914): View more from New York

  After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard

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• (310): View more from California

  If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i have an important question...can you drink in jail?

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• (415): View more from California

  I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT

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  I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.

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  I effort

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.

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