I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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