Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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