you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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