dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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