Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
We have so much sex to catch up on
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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