Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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