Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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