I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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