is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
do nipples grow back?
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