Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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