There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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