can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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