Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
