I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm having to shit out rocks
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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