remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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