found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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