sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
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He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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