We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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