I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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