check it out our google latitudes are spooning
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
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