I love black thongs
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
we made out on top of his cat.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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