i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
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i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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