The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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