hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.