This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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