Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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