I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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