Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
