I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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