we're blogging at a bar
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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