I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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