Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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