We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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