i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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