i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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