Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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