Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
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