Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
Randomize
