On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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