I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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