Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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