For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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