Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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