My nipple is on Facebook.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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