So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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