We're facebook friends in real life
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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