Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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