Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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