i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
The power of my boobs compel you
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
