Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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