so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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